Theodore V.Z. Longlois

Theodore V.Z. Longlois

Theodore is a country drag king by night, performing as Tex Miller, and a nonprofit employee by day. He has previously been published in Dinner Bell, Bible Belt Queers, and the American Journal of Psychiatry-Resident's Addition. He lives in Birmingham, Alabama with his very grumpy cat, Gracie, where he can be found making chili for mutual aid events.

Lessons Learned From Outlaw Country

It wasn’t until college that I realized  “The Road Goes on Forever” wasn’t a classic American folksong. Robert Earl Keen’s slant rhyme-filled Bonnie and Clyde esque ballad, which was later covered by supergroup The Highwaymen, about a drug-smuggling couple who…